Lines that were dropped from a Star Wars movie.....

Darth vader: Obi-wan never told you what happened to your mother.

Luke: He told me enough.

Darth Vader: Luke I am your Mother!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

You made out with your sister! Ahhh you nasty!

"Good God look at the size of that turd. Oh wait it Jabba the hut, my bad!"

"I'm your sister!?"
"Yes."
"Did you know this before we made out in the shuttle earlier?"
"...
No?"

Emperor: turn to the darkside young skywalker.

Luke: And look like you. No thanks, I'd rather have my nipples pulled of with pliers, than end up with a face like yours.

I'm just so tired of flying around in this spaceship, fighting these Star Wars.

hah! yes

"After I am gone, the last of the Jedi you will be. Unless changes to the story Lucas makes. Then accurate this statement will not be." - Yoda

Originally Aunt Beru wasn't supposed to be incinerated, because Episode V was supposed to be a comedic romp entitled "Weekend at Beru's" in which R2, Chewie, and Luke have to hide the fact that his Aunt and Uncle are dead whilst all of Tatooine is celebrating the destruction of the first Death Star by getting hammered on Blue Spacemilk.

"I am your father!"

"...Oh. Ok then, let's get me off this thing, eh pop? We've got lots of catching up to do."

"Hey guys! I have a pretty good feeling about this one."

"That's no moon, that's a space station!"


"Oh shut up, old man. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about."

"Attention Death Star employees: The following Storm Troopers must provide proof of blaster rifle training completion to their commanding officers by end of business on Friday. Aaronson, Aaron A....."

"Did anyone else see Vader watching the security feed on the Princess' cell beating off?"

"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"

Dude, where's my car??

Han: "You taste like your brother's cock."

Leia: "How would you know?"

You want the truth!? You can't handle the truth! I am your father!

Luke: Why is it every time I look at Yoda I think of Snot?

Han: "It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!"

Obi Wan: "A parsec is a measure of distance, not time."

Han: "I'm a complete fraud! Chewbacca is the real brains of the operation!."

Leia: "You're friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he cares about anything. Or any body."

Chewbacca: "You wound me, madame. That man has more heart in his little finger than most men contain in their entire bodies. He is a gentleman and you should consider yourself honoured to know him."

Leia: "Wha?"

Chewbacca: "Sorry, I mean, rrrraaaaaaawwbhhhggguuuuurgle"