The Hunt for the Evil Post Dragon

Hear ye, hear ye:

Sir James Siegfried Von Tilpacer has set forth a request for able bodies to accompany him on a quest to slay the Evil Post Dragon.

The road to the Evil Post Dragon is covered with dangerous and mysterious obstacle. For instance, the Cave of LOLcat, the Forest of Demotivationals, the Swamp of The-Person-Above-You. We will also be making stops at the Forbidden Lock Thread Zone and the pub of "Tits or GTFO". Only those with the constitution and bravery should apply.

A member of the party should possess any of the following skills:

- photoshopping
- advance hand to hand combat
- google-fu
- needle point
- first aid
- magical powers (theatrical)
- magical powers (metaphysical)
- magical powers (comical)
- mock insanity
- texting
- sexting
- sword use
- staff use
- archery
- bowling (10 and 5 pin)
- managerial skills
- knowledge of psychology

Be warned, the Evil Post Dragon has taken many a life and even more souls. It is a beast not to be taken lightly. Here is an artists rendition of the beast:


To apply leave your name your qualifications and why you would like to hunt the Evil Post Dragon following this post.

May Pie and Love be with you.

Sir James Siegfried Von Tilpacer

I CAN: (in bold)

So I'll sign up.

You can have my sword!!

ive been told i make good cannon fodder,does dragon haz cannon?

i have

google fu
hand to hand combat
sword use(traditional steel and pork sword)
archery (mad skills)
magical powers (comical)...er well i think so anyway

i want to slay the dragon, defeat the evil sorcerer and rescue the beautiful princess, so count me in

I'm good for:

- first aid
- magical powers (comical)
- mock insanity
- texting
- sword use

I'm in.

Ummm, I am good at being "god" of silliness. Was my old gig circa 07-09.

OtherwiseI guess I can do the texting.....and ummm, I am good with guns

WAIT WAIT WAIT..... Why am i being hunted? are my posts that bad !!!!

sad dragon

No good Dragon of Shadow. We are hunting the Evil Post Dragon. The one that causes blogs to mysteriously disappear. The one that causes double posts. Do you know of this drake?

I miss understood this threads purpose.

Lets fuck this dragon up!

And my bow!

and my flamethrower!

That is a good picture of your mother oh great Shadow Dragon. I see the years have been kind to her. But alas that is not the dragon we seek. To the next pub!!!!

I'm from Northern Ireland...So I'm a one man war machine. Is that enough qualifications. LOL

can i be the really annoying princess that gets captured and held hostage?

I'll rescue you. ♥
In my Link costume. lol

and I'll help rescue you in my spider-man pj's LOL

Avast!! The post Dragon is near! For I cannot reply to MissMalice's post three posts above me!!!!! Ready yourself and be on aler.... oooo a shiny penny!