So you've gone back in time....

In a drunken stupor you combined baking soda, plastic army men, Cobalt 59, and a full sized model of The Spirit of St. Louis and you some how wound up in rennaisance era europe. What's the first thing you do?

probably catch some archaic STD.

Go find my ancestor and knock up his ol' lady to keep that family in nobility.

*dies of joy on the spot*

......and fucked a dinosaur.

I was gonna say find one and make it my pet. Please don't fuck my raptor!

I use my advanced knowledge to become some sort of Seer, leading to my addition to the Kings court as a Wizard and Fortune Teller. I become his second in command, and lead our armies to power and glory.. while all the time, banging the Kings daughters till my boys are Princes, assasinate the king, and assume power so I can live the high life while making none of the decisions. I live the rest of my life in the comfort of exotic herbs and mushrooms, with a side of harem and a dollop mad-with-power hostilities towards my closest neighbors.

FOR. THE. WIN.

i've spent soooooo much time thinking about that exact scenario. haha.

I didnt know there were dinosaurs in Renaissance Era Europe.

Okay no raptor fucking! my bad...just gotta find me a t-rex instead!

....and killed my grandfather to prove a point!

I didn't know either but if he gets to fuck a dinosaur, I get a raptor.

Do I get to control my travel in time? Or am I stuck in the Renaissance?

stick an SG sticker on the back of some rich guy's horse and carriage !!

try to make a call on my mobile.... just to see what happens

then start gathering up various artworks, and stashing then for my future self to find....and then probably catch syphilis

Because when I think about going back in time to give humanity a second chance I think 85 million years ago too.

I'd show some of them renaissance bitches some science. Renaissance bitches love science.

Travel to Florence, impress the Medici with my mathematical and managerial knowledge, make a ton of money and build an empire

.........as far as you could go went outside lit a match and BANG...."Oh so it was me that caused it...damn that was a big bang."

probably sit around using a quill and parchment to write down the random crap that spills out my mouth and post them to like minded people who would do the same and post them back.............or maybe if there was some kind of board in the middle of the village we could pin them up there

I wanna get shit faced, I am sure they did that back in the day

OR..............be a pirate,they seemed pretty happy

absinthe lots of absinthe, the real stuff

You could call it the interboardweb.

Yarrrr!

i wanna be the one that mumbles everything except the last word they say

pish forp blah coh ehem errrrr .......starfruit hahahahahahaha