Elvis was a tanker in the Army. Chuck Norris was an "air policeman" in the Air Force. And that's why Elvis is the King. Is Chuck Norris the King? I think not.

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV

November 2008

JUL 31, 2011 04:46 PM

Greaser said:
Elvis was a tanker in the Army. Chuck Norris was an "air policeman" in the Air Force. And that's why Elvis is the King. Is Chuck Norris the King? I think not.

Elvis also died while taking a shit. Chuck is still alive.

Point, set, and match, Norris.

Greaser

New Orleans, LA

July 2006

JUL 31, 2011 04:52 PM

Looch said:

Greaser said:
Elvis was a tanker in the Army. Chuck Norris was an "air policeman" in the Air Force. And that's why Elvis is the King. Is Chuck Norris the King? I think not.

Elvis also died while taking a shit. Chuck is still alive.

Point, set, and match, Norris.

His spirit lives on in all of us*

*except Michael J Fox.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

JUL 31, 2011 04:56 PM

Looch said:

Greaser said:
Elvis was a tanker in the Army. Chuck Norris was an "air policeman" in the Air Force. And that's why Elvis is the King. Is Chuck Norris the King? I think not.

Elvis also died while taking a shit. Chuck is still alive.

Point, set, and match, Norris.

Chuck Norris campaigned for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008. Huckabee did not win.

Greaser

New Orleans, LA

July 2006

JUL 31, 2011 04:59 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

Looch said:

Greaser said:
Elvis was a tanker in the Army. Chuck Norris was an "air policeman" in the Air Force. And that's why Elvis is the King. Is Chuck Norris the King? I think not.

Elvis also died while taking a shit. Chuck is still alive.

Point, set, and match, Norris.

Chuck Norris campaigned for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008. Huckabee did not win.

Chuck Norris writes a column for WorldNetDaily.com. Nobody reads it.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

JUL 31, 2011 05:04 PM

Greaser said:

ckdexterhaven said:

Looch said:

Greaser said:
Elvis was a tanker in the Army. Chuck Norris was an "air policeman" in the Air Force. And that's why Elvis is the King. Is Chuck Norris the King? I think not.

Elvis also died while taking a shit. Chuck is still alive.

Point, set, and match, Norris.

Chuck Norris campaigned for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008. Huckabee did not win.

Chuck Norris writes a column for WorldNetDaily.com. Nobody reads it.

I read the one he posted today. I wish I hadn't. I'm gonna go snuggle with my Walker Texas Ranger DVD boxed set and cry.

Greaser

New Orleans, LA

July 2006

JUL 31, 2011 05:07 PM

ckdexterhaven said:

Greaser said:
Chuck Norris writes a column for WorldNetDaily.com. Nobody reads it.

I read the one he posted today. I wish I hadn't. I'm gonna go snuggle with my Walker Texas Ranger DVD boxed set and cry.

You mean....WorldNetDaily.com....is.....real?

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

JUL 31, 2011 05:12 PM

Does Chuck have his own 80s French pop imitator whom you can quite get yourself to stop watching in this vid eventhough you hate yourself for it?

We all know the answer to that one.

JustJinni

USA

April 2010

JUL 31, 2011 05:27 PM

elvis was played by kurt russell and bruce campbell.

velvet_petal

I'm lost

November 2006

JUL 31, 2011 05:40 PM

ifrit_ said:
elvis was played by kurt russell and bruce campbell.

Who plays Chuck?

Ummm.......thinking, thinking...no, not even Huckabee.

Greaser

New Orleans, LA

July 2006

JUL 31, 2011 05:41 PM

velvet_petal said:
Who plays Chuck?

Ummm.......thinking, thinking...no, not even Huckabee.

Chuck has to play himself. Poor thing.

Norris supports the Vijay Amritraj Foundation, which aims at bringing hope, help and healing to the defenseless and innocent victims of disease, tragedy and circumstance in India. Through his donations, he has helped the foundation support Pediatric HIV/AIDS homes in Delhi, a blind school in Karnataka, and a mission that cares for HIV/AIDS infected adults, as well as mentally ill patients in Cochin.

Elvis pushes up daisies.

Point to Chuck.

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