Chuck Norris wins, every day. Is there an Elvis Presley facts website? NO!! Chuck Norris has more badassed awesomeness in his discarded toenails than Elvis ever had, period.
Looch said:
Chuck Norris wins, every day. Is there an Elvis Presley facts website? NO!! Chuck Norris has more badassed awesomeness in his discarded toenails than Elvis ever had, period.
Died on a toilet, lol.
Faked death. That was only so people wouldn't ask too many questions.
Does Chuck Norris have his own "Sightings Boards"? No, because who cares?
Looch said:
Chuck Norris wins, every day. Is there an Elvis Presley facts website? NO!! Chuck Norris has more badassed awesomeness in his discarded toenails than Elvis ever had, period.
Died on a toilet, lol.
Faked death. That was only so people wouldn't ask too many questions.
Does Chuck Norris have his own "Sightings Boards"? No, because who cares?
Bull. I think if a person was to fake his own death, they could come up with about 100,000 better ways than "Heart Attack while dropping a Deuce', and all of them would be less embarrassing, too.
Go ahead and find a picture of Chuck Norris from when he was ridiculously out of shape. I'll wait.
Looch said:
Chuck Norris wins, every day. Is there an Elvis Presley facts website? NO!! Chuck Norris has more badassed awesomeness in his discarded toenails than Elvis ever had, period.
Died on a toilet, lol.
Faked death. That was only so people wouldn't ask too many questions.
Does Chuck Norris have his own "Sightings Boards"? No, because who cares?
Bull. I think if a person was to fake his own death, they could come up with about 100,000 better ways than "Heart Attack while dropping a Deuce', and all of them would be less embarrassing, too.
Go ahead and find a picture of Chuck Norris from when he was ridiculously out of shape. I'll wait.
Looch said:
Chuck Norris wins, every day. Is there an Elvis Presley facts website? NO!! Chuck Norris has more badassed awesomeness in his discarded toenails than Elvis ever had, period.
Died on a toilet, lol.
Faked death. That was only so people wouldn't ask too many questions.
Does Chuck Norris have his own "Sightings Boards"? No, because who cares?
Bull. I think if a person was to fake his own death, they could come up with about 100,000 better ways than "Heart Attack while dropping a Deuce', and all of them would be less embarrassing, too.
Go ahead and find a picture of Chuck Norris from when he was ridiculously out of shape. I'll wait.
Looch said:
Chuck Norris wins, every day. Is there an Elvis Presley facts website? NO!! Chuck Norris has more badassed awesomeness in his discarded toenails than Elvis ever had, period.
Died on a toilet, lol.
Faked death. That was only so people wouldn't ask too many questions.
Does Chuck Norris have his own "Sightings Boards"? No, because who cares?
Bull. I think if a person was to fake his own death, they could come up with about 100,000 better ways than "Heart Attack while dropping a Deuce', and all of them would be less embarrassing, too.
Go ahead and find a picture of Chuck Norris from when he was ridiculously out of shape. I'll wait.
Elvis didn't need to be in shape to be loved.
Ka-ching!
He also couldn't take a shit without dying.
/thread.
It was like calling into work with diarrhea, no one asks questions or wants to know. Brilliant faking of death.
velvet_petal
I'm lost
November 2006
JAN 21, 2011 12:01 PM