crazy girlfriends

crazy will often rip out your heart and piss on it and do it again and again and again

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
- Albert Einstein

Or maybe crazy is letting her.

How is he still alive if his heart is ripped out? I mean, isn't the heart an important organ to keep in your chest?

Or a deadjournal post.

Facebook status update and/or tweet?

are we talking about the crazy girlfriend who sits in a rocking chair and watches you sleep?

or are we talking about the crazy girlfriend who keeps an aborted fetus in a jar under the kitchen sink?

I prefer the crazy girlfriend who cooks naked and masturbates while stirring the oatmeal.

You like totally read my mind approximately 9 hours ahead of time. Please use your powers for good... and powerball numbers.

I have a feeling your inbred exes do this often ehh?

I can totally tell you last week's powerball numbers.

No no, that's not how it works. I will watch Wednesday night's drawing. YOU start reading my thoughts around 1pm Wednesday your time, and the numbers should come to you within minutes. Then you email me the numbers, and you will know it's going to work because you will know I'm thinking "I'm riiiich, biiiitch!" 9 hours later, and we can split the proceeds on Thursday.

Darn, I was hoping you'd say "I'D put an important organ in his chest."

He's probably confusing his heart for his penis anyway.

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pervert.

Do you really mean it, or are you pissing on my heartpenis again and again? You ARE a self-avowed crazy girl, after all.

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Wait. Crazy girlfriend. It must be genuine, I don't merit heartpiss.