2011 Goals!

1. Learn to read. I got the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Book Set, I'd like to be able to enjoy it.

2. Get a new monitor. I spilled soda on my last monitor and it corroded the buttons. I'm without one for a while.

3. Learn to surf the web. I know how to type and click, but I've yet to figure out what the buttons and fields are for.

4. Get more personal confidence!! I haven't had a date in years, and have never had the confidence to ask a woman on a date for one.

Share your goals for everyone to see!!

Women like men who can read.

My goals are to drop another 60lbs & get a new car.

Still be alive .....

Make a fapmap.

Stay single.
Find a more satisfying source of income.

Do more drugs.

become a manwhore

What's a fapmap? I'm pretty sure it'll be my goal for 2011 when I know what it is.

You meant 6lbs, right?! At the most!

No sir. I want to drop at least 60lbs more.
I'd also like to do more photoshoots this year.

60lbs of gorgeous curves, GONE?! This will not stand man!

If you are a woman, you make the fapmap by fucking as many guys (girls if you're lesbian) from different nations as you can. You then put them in order of great fucks and down. It helps if you have a map you can colour in.
Like Poland is my number 1, follow by the US on number 2.
The ones on top of the fapmap are those you will think the most of while fapping.
Same goes if you are a guy, 'cept you fuck girls. Or.. guys if you're gay.

So the fapmap is a very fun goal cause it involves everyones favourite activities. Fapping and sex.

Yep I was right. That's my new 2011 goal!

Imma send that bitch a book. Bitches love readin'.

Smoke less pole

1. Not die

2. Lose weight

3. Learn Krav Maga

Ooh, I forgot to add learn to cook and bake...apparently men like cookies. Who knew?!

Save enough money to afford and trick out my own fortress of solitude.

Maybe Lasik or whatever it is these days... I'm not wearing my glasses and and I just read this thread as "2011 Goats".

1. Get a new job
2. Find a new place to live
3. Travel
4. Figure out what to do with my girlfriend
5. Loose a few pounds
6. Read more books
7. Learn Python

Learn Python?^

Enslave Humanity.