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MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

DEC 30, 2010 01:49 PM

Here's a game that seems pretty straight forward. Someone says some Good News and then the next person says some Bad News that is some how related. smilefrown

I'll start...

Everyone gets free puppies!smile

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 30, 2010 01:52 PM

Everyone is going to lose their jobs frown

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

DEC 30, 2010 03:06 PM

The jobs caused cancer anyway.

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

DEC 30, 2010 03:29 PM

no job means no health insurance means no treatment for the cancer your job gave you.

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

DEC 30, 2010 03:31 PM

But te cancer goes away on it's own.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 30, 2010 03:32 PM

They were going to make you pay a large premium for the health care anyway.

Through the liberal use of Kittens

tilpacer

tilpacer

Calgary, AB
December 2005

DEC 30, 2010 03:42 PM

The kittens were evil.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 30, 2010 03:54 PM

They obey orders and attack on command without mercy or pity. biggrin

tilpacer

tilpacer

Calgary, AB
December 2005

DEC 30, 2010 03:57 PM

Good thing the orders are giving in a language that nobody can speak without dying themselves and their entire family.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 30, 2010 04:00 PM

Bad news is everyone comes back as zombies.

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

DEC 30, 2010 04:02 PM

Zombies giving away free candy!!!

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 30, 2010 04:05 PM

So they can lure you in & eat your brains.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

DEC 30, 2010 04:05 PM

You're not very smart, so joke's on them!

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

DEC 30, 2010 04:28 PM

Unfortunately the zombies build an army of evil robots...

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

DEC 30, 2010 04:31 PM

... which run on brains. Quite the conundrum for the zombies to decide between fueling their evil minions or having a snack.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

DEC 30, 2010 04:32 PM

Heroin makes a come back.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

DEC 30, 2010 05:24 PM

...which means you don't give a fuck about the zombie robot apocalypse

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

DEC 30, 2010 05:28 PM

then you die.

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

DEC 30, 2010 05:35 PM

good news is, before you die, you write a really good emo song about death.

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

DEC 30, 2010 05:35 PM

bad news is, before you die, everyone makes fun of you for being emo.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

DEC 30, 2010 05:39 PM

Good news is, it doesn't matter what they say, because you've taken to talking to only yourself.

tilpacer

tilpacer

Calgary, AB
December 2005

DEC 30, 2010 06:42 PM

The bad news, you only speak in Chinese and you have not learnt that much Chinese yet.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 30, 2010 06:43 PM

The good news is I saved a ton of money switching my insurance to Geico.

tilpacer

tilpacer

Calgary, AB
December 2005

DEC 30, 2010 06:46 PM

The bad news you don't get to talk to the Progressive girl.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 30, 2010 06:46 PM

The good news is you get to talk to the talking gecko.

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