Anything pizza related

I was just going for that picture! Pizza the Hut!!!!

I dated a pizza delivery chick. . .

. . .she was a little off. . .

That shit's traumatizing. Man, one time i walked in on an orgy of the nastiest STD ridden disgusting people you could ever imagine. I saw a giant AID in that place.

fixed

My friend told me about her white trash roll play with her boyfriend. How he would bend her over and go to town while smoking and drinking a beer flicking ash on her back while she ate pizza and smoked.

Pizza was in that story.

reminds me of :

Well i did walk in on a bunch of girls that wanted to bang me. They were like 15 or 16 though, so i told them i was very very gay.

You are for not banging them!

Anyone who qualifies to be on this site can not fuck 15 or 16 year olds period.

omg... that looks like a coronary waiting to eat me.

I remember one time i was delivering to a hotel. Not a nice high rise or a motel six but a kinda seedy one with the outdoor facing rooms. I was walking to the room and i started to smell something it was kinda familiar but i couldnt place my finger on it. I get to the room and when they answer its a naked dude with a raging boner. He tells me to come in because he doesn't want the door open. He doesn't want the door open because there's an orgy going on in the room and the smell hit me in the face. It was the smell of sex. Sweat, genitalia and shame. Only this time i'm sure i smelled a hint of gonorrhea. The people there were going into every fetish possible. That room looked like Redtube threw up. I saw a midget fucking a dog that was licking peanut butter off a clown's snatch. Boner man is busy looking for HIS pants that have his wallet in them and less than 5 feet from me is a chick getting quintuple-teamed. She's being dp'd from behind and blowing a guy and jerking two guys off. I don't know if she was jerking them off or just supporting herself with dicks. She takes the cock out of her mouth long enough to ask "Hey is this guy gonna join us?" Boner guy, now going thru his wallet asks 'You want in on that?' An offer i quickly declined. I told him that "my shift had just started and I had to get back. But if you guys are still here at 10:30 when i get off, hell yeah." That was a lie. A big fat lie. Now some of you may be surprised at my decision. Allow me to clarify my reasoning.

1) I don't like sloppy seconds, let alone sloppy 53rds.
2) There was a 3:1 ratio of dudes to chicks. that means at some point some guy was gonna try to do something thats "real popular in Europe". Not happening.
3) Everything was being filmed. Im not banging anyone on camera if i don't know where the video is ending up. I don't want to be walking downtown someday and have a guy point out, hey that's the guy that got pegged by a tranny! I don't want that to be my web redemption on Tosh.0.
4) Holding the camera was a giant AID. Not a guy with AIDS but a massive self conscious organization of AIDS. Seriously, it looked like that amoeba thing from The Herculoids cartoons. That gleep looked at me and I fucking ran.

^^ So what happened to the pizza?

Can someone please order me a pizza?
Please?
It's my xmas wish.

i left it there. It later merged with the AIDS camera-thing to produce this.

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I liked that story so much I just had pizza for breakfast.

Dude. Good Story.