Touch Yourself

You know you want to. You know you're going to. So, just go ahead and touch yourself!

The girl in the background is doing it wrong.

you think thats Abe Linlcoln underneath her boobs?

All I see is the girl in the back with the red shirt pulled up.

heh, i honeslty didnt even notice that chick until you pointed her out.

I thought it was Jesus.

I thought it was one of the guys from ZZ top.

But that has to be Charlie Manson in the middle.

I'm not even that comfortable with my body at 30. #harshreality

Edit: Oh, look at me throwing in hashtags for no reason. Enough Twitter for me today...

For bringing twater into my thread, you receive the punishment of 20 stabs with a dull spoon.

You may do the stabbing.

Just make sure you avoid my left hand; that's my meat beater.

*makes mental note to go for the left hand*

Muahahaha! I'm actually ambidextrous.

psh. freak.

20 stabs. You can get both hands

9 for each hand and then two surprises.

Did I mention I was a masochist who likes surprises? Yeah, if not, I'm adding it now. #foil

What is a meat beater?

Similar to a kitty-petter.

Googles kitty-petter.

Bean flicker?

clitoral-caresser?