whatswrong said:
At work ,instead of handing me a Christmas bonus, they handed me a Christmas ham. Go fuck yourselves.
The ham has been sitting in the back seat of my car for half a week, when it's plenty rotten i'm throwing it out on the highway. Fuck you dolphin, fuck you ham.
You whippersnappers don't know how good you have it. Why back in my day, the whole village used to partake in foot races just for a shot at a single stick of beef jerky. We could only dream of ham for wages. Times was hard back then, not like now.
whatswrong said:
At work ,instead of handing me a Christmas bonus, they handed me a Christmas ham. Go fuck yourselves.
The ham has been sitting in the back seat of my car for half a week, when it's plenty rotten i'm throwing it out on the highway. Fuck you dolphin, fuck you ham.
whatswrong said:
At work ,instead of handing me a Christmas bonus, they handed me a Christmas ham. Go fuck yourselves.
The ham has been sitting in the back seat of my car for half a week, when it's plenty rotten i'm throwing it out on the highway. Fuck you dolphin, fuck you ham.
Dolphin?
Clarification is the key to a successful relationship. Though it does ruin perfectly good jokes.
Moonlil
HOPEFUL
Trenton, NJ
DEC 26, 2010 10:14 PM