Excitement at the ham shop

So I went to get a ham. What? It happens. Not just any ham but a specialty ham since that is what feasters will be expecting. Inside the shop there were two giant armed police guards. They were guarding the ham.

Perhaps you too have ham shop stories. This is a place where you can hang out and share them.

Not sure why cops would be guarding this.

I keep trying to post this really funny pictures but it won't let me. Any idea why?

^^^you may need to change the file name. Try ".jpg"

Damn. Who knew this was such a problem?

Bloody hell!. A person could get killed.

Ham block?

Imagine getting arrested and having this skeleton in your closet when you decide to run for office in 20 years.

hehe, it looks like a penis.

If that were an ink-blot, you would be gay.

Overcompensation Bravado like his makes such a test superfluous.

At work ,instead of handing me a Christmas bonus, they handed me a Christmas ham. Go fuck yourselves.

The ham has been sitting in the back seat of my car for half a week, when it's plenty rotten i'm throwing it out on the highway. Fuck you dolphin, fuck you ham.

did your ham look like a penis?

It looked like 8-9 pounds of Amish bullshit.

Ironically, that ham was handed to me by a Jew. Huh...

yeah. you got jipped.

I had to change the format. Thank you for the suggestion.

^ That is just wrong. Poor piglets

I guess I need to go to more ham stores for this excitement of which you speak.

And yet so funny.

Yes...I giggled.

Australia was settled by criminals.

*snickers*

One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.

Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?"

The lady said, "It is a Damn ham."

Mrs. Johnson looked shocked and said, "Don't speak that way to me, don't you know that I am the preachers wife!"

The lady said, "Yes, yes I know, but that is the brand name of the ham!"

Mrs. Johnson said, "ooh I see well thank you" and the lady left.

Later that night when Mrs. Johnson was cooking dinner the preacher came into the kitchen and said, "Mmmm! That smells really good! What is it?"

Mrs. Johnson said," Well thats your dinner tonight, some Damn Ham"

The preacher was shocked and said, "Don't speak to me that way! Don't you know who I am?"

Mrs. Johnson said, "Yes, yes! I know who you are! It is just the brand name!"

The preacher said, "Oh! I see! Well it smells great!"

That night when dinner was ready she had set it out on the table. The corn, mashed potatoes, rolls, and ham!

When the family sat down they said their prayers and began to eat. The preacher said to his wife, "Could you please pass me some of that Damn ham?"

The wife said "sure".

Then little Johnny said, "Alright dad! While you're at it can you pass me the fucking mashed potatoes!