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Foxtrot_Uniform

Foxtrot_Uniform

Phoenix, AZ
January 2009

DEC 17, 2010 08:58 PM

the weather, lower to mid 80's and dry.

(I'm trying for the most cringe worthy saying)

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 17, 2010 08:58 PM

my liquor...smooth and goes down easy.

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

DEC 17, 2010 09:00 PM

my coffee

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Ground up and in the freezer.



Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

DEC 17, 2010 09:01 PM

Looch said:
Coffee

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Ground up and in the freezer.





Eeeep! :hides:

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

DEC 17, 2010 09:02 PM

triskadekaphobia

triskadekaphobia

Stephens City, VA
February 2004

DEC 17, 2010 11:12 PM

coffee, dark and bitter... also like my life.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 17, 2010 11:15 PM

my TV. Turned on and ready to please me. biggrin

Annasthesia

Annasthesia

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

DEC 17, 2010 11:21 PM

My Ice cream. Cold and flavorful?

My Ipod songs. Never boring and never the same one twice?

My Dennys. Always open and eager to serve?

My Packets of instant oatmeal. Quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs?

My Eggnog. Sweet, thick, and half off towards the end of the season?

My McDonalds. Deep fried?
..wait...what?

shocked

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

DEC 18, 2010 01:21 AM

My Christmas lights pretty, bright and easy to turn on.

Evilgasm

Evilgasm

Netherlands
April 2007

DEC 18, 2010 05:11 AM

My Scotch: Straight, single and over 18 y.o.

My pies: hot, sweet and covered in whipped cream.

My car: compact with good handling and doens't cost an arm and a leg to maintain.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

DEC 18, 2010 07:38 AM

my knives: sleek, sharp and ready to penetrate.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

DEC 18, 2010 08:57 AM

my cigarettes. All day until I cough blood.

Coffeelove

Coffeelove

Norway
March 2009

DEC 18, 2010 09:10 AM

my men. With a big penis.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

DEC 18, 2010 09:11 AM

supercars: Fast and wild. You just want to get in and take um for a ride.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 18, 2010 09:27 AM

my pets. Loyal and ready to attack on my behalf.

Coffeelove

Coffeelove

Norway
March 2009

DEC 18, 2010 09:32 AM

food. Hot.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

DEC 18, 2010 09:38 AM

my water hose. Open to the public free to access and easy to turn on.

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

DEC 18, 2010 11:54 AM

I like my women like I like my garden hose. Streched out, wet and seriously kinky.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

DEC 18, 2010 03:17 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee.

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...with whipped cream.


Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

DEC 18, 2010 03:19 PM

my jeans.


Loose.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

DEC 18, 2010 03:22 PM

my guns. Loaded.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

DEC 18, 2010 03:42 PM

...my coffee. Black with a spoon in them.

MissyMalice

MissyMalice

USA
May 2010

DEC 18, 2010 03:46 PM

Pom_felo said:
...my coffee. Black with a spoon in them.



bwahahaha. biggrin

...my coffee.
Available at 7-11 for less than two dollars.

Squinty

Squinty

Philadelphia, PA
June 2007

DEC 18, 2010 05:14 PM

This thread is full of win.

I'm waiting for someone to say

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COVERED IN BEEEEEES!

Squinty

Squinty

Philadelphia, PA
June 2007

DEC 18, 2010 05:16 PM

Evilgasm said:
My Scotch: Straight, single and over 18 y.o.



And served over ice. With water on the side and maybe some nice cheese.

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