whats the deal with screen names?

there are like a billion Sgt Rivera's in the military anyway.

soooo... yeah.

Good to see you posting again man. I don't always agree with what you have to say (in fact quite a bit I have disagreed with it), but seeing you post means you made it through your latest tour, and for that I am happy.

+1. Welcome back.

And what's the deal with airline food?

Glad to see this guy back!

Eat anything funky lately?

no, but i spent 7 months shitting into a ziplock bag.

seriously.

Your mom's a screen name.

Also, I too was glad to see you posting again. The classic "I'd hit it" on my set made me smile.

Studies have shown it's the noise...
welcome back, sgt.

Did you mail it to annyone special?

Bwahahahahahahhaha! Nearly shit myself laughing!!!

no. i lost your address.

Light it on fire and knock on the doors of Afgans?

i did light it on fire.

once you've done your business, you take the bag out of the bucket, zip it closed, then throw it in the burn pit with the rest of the trash. we were in a platoon size patrol base for all 7 months, and it was pretty cramped.

you'd be surprised how fast you get used to the smell of burning shit.

Sounds delicious

Seeing people here refer to me by my rank is a little too surreal.

Its okay Sgt.. . . We are just calling you Sgt. because we appreciate what you do for us Sgt.. . . So you see Sgt. you shouldn't be weirded out Sgt. . . Its not that surreal Sgt. . . .

Not everyone has very common names such as Sgt Rivera. Norway is a small country with not a lot of people with the same name as me.
Plus it means whore in Spanish so..

I can't imagine Coffeelove being such a popular name and I certainly can't imagine it meaning whore in Spanish.. who knew?

Rivera is the most common hispanic last name. like Smith for white people.

I don't know any Smiths.

yeah... well... you need to meet more white people

that was a lame comeback.

i'm losing my touch.

that isn't helping.


i'm going to text you.

oh shit, did you just text me? heh.