Wierd Urges

Yes ^.^.

Sometimes I get the urge to stick my dick in the mashed tapatoes. I don't know if that qualifies as sex or not. Though, in my case, it's probably the closest thing to sex I've experienced in a decade.

...almost???

I get the urge to break things made of glass. I used to break beer bottles on my forehead back in my crazier days. It's a good way to avoid getting into a fight when there are more of them than me.

That does sound kind of sexy, assuming the potatoes aren't right out of the fridge.

OMG I'm in Chicago, we might not have sex but we can be food buddies.

Sometimes.. get this... sometimes I have the urge to HAVE SEX! I know right! Anyway, like I was saying, this rarely leads to actual sex.

Sometimes I get the urge to strip off my clothes, place the head of a decapitated care bear on my junk, and run around my neighborhood.

This rarely leads to sex, unless you count me being sodomized in prison after the cops haul me off.

When I'm drinking and someone asks for a light I have the urge to proclaim "I am the keeper of fire, I am mighty." I don't see this as something that will ever lead to sex

I need to give this some thought. My weirdness is pretty advanced.

I often have the urge to stop procrastinating, but i never get around to it.

Sometimes I get the urge to talk like a rapper. It gets pretty lonely.

I often get the urge to start dancing in public places....which I usually follow through with. It gets me a lot of strange looks, but never sex.

I sometimes have the urge to rock out with my cock out (when there's nobody else but me).