Wierd Urges

What are some weird urges you have that don't end in sex? For some reason i always want to spank random people. At work, school, the supermarket, ect. Of course i don't cause i'd get killed >.>

Sometimes I get the urge to skin people like deer, and wear their faces like masks whilst I do my kooky-dance.

Been there, done that, got the skin-shirt.

I like to invite myself over to the homes of people in Ireland. They are quite often too kind to admit they don't know me.

Occasionally I get the urge to poop. That almost never ends in sex.

Sometimes I get the urge to crush up Oxycontin and snort it. Sometimes I get the urge to lay in the same place for hours and hours. Sometimes I get the urge to call off work. Sometimes I get the urge to hunt down Mike Posner and smash a beer bottle over his head.

But man, when it does...

I drink chocolate milk while grocery shopping...

well i wouldn't object.

would wanting to bite random hot girls qualify?

Dressing up in a pink bunny costume and carry around a Silver metal Dildo and beat people over the head with it.

That's normal right?

I'd think so. Sounds like a fun urge.

Sometimes I get the urge to make cheesecake. Sex has yet to result.

Yummy

Sometimes, I like to dip fries in ice cream. It never leads to secks

o.o never tried that before. i'm kind of curious now

Wendy's fries in Frosty...YUMM!!!

I do my grocery shopping from other people's carts.

get anything good?

i like to fart in elevators right before i get out of them.

Does that ever lead to sexy times?

well, i confessed this to a girl one time and she told me she loved me. we did have sex later that night, though i dont believe one precipitated the other.

Yeah...probably not.

i sometimes get the intense urge to make out with a girl in front of a westboro baptist church member. is that weird?

wierd? maybe. sexy? yes.

volunteers? lol