4 Word Story

With this thread we want to develop a story with each person only adding 3-4 words to it.


Once upon a time

whilst fisting a goat

and reminiscing with Ophelia

I stumbled across a

Tonkinese hooker named Sazikatz.

giant, blood sucking ass raping...

but well-read and cordial

i noticed that i

inside this big old

really really weird looking

dark, scary and damp

Cavern that smelled of

British Nannys Putrescent vagina.

Realizing I was Late...

I began to run

For the border of

The United Arab Emirates

to pick up some

to flee from the

carload of pushy salesmen

that wanted to give

me a hand job.

but they could not

because I'm too big

but they could