Usefull but false information

^ nearly pissed myself laughing!

Taking an aspirin before sex is a form of birth control, for either sex. . .

Also anal sex adds years to your lifespan!

It's false because he actually DID piss himself. On purpose.

Having sex with midgets will make your penis grow

Milk helps with muscle regeneration in cats and is 5 times faster than human regeneration.

4 and a half cups of Special K cereal with 1 cup of skim milk is a great way to start your day. But 5 and a half cups of Special K cereal with 1 cup of skim milk is deadly poison.

Sand people always travel single file because they get lost easily.

Sand people are a peaceful, friendly race who are completely misunderstood.

Milk gives you the ability to talk to squirrels.

"These blast-points... Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."

Real woman wear beards.

Wookiees spontaneously combust when they lose at chess.

Green potions cure any ailment.

If a bear is attacking you, poke him with a stick, right in the tummy. This will cement your dominant status and the bear will then become your slave.

If you hum certain bars of a nations anthem in just the right pitch and tone, you will be transported there immediately.

This saves on money paid to the airlines so just remember this tip this holiday season.

And don't worry if people look at you weird, you'll be te one laughing all the way to the bank(or France, or Italy, or Belgium, etc). When it works!

This kid hates turtles

If a zoo animal bites you, the zoo will let you take that animal home and keep it as a pet.

The mass extinction of the dinosaurs was actually caused by a clipping error. They fell through the map and died. This is why we find their bones underground in rocks.

The correct answer to the "Monty Hall Problem" is that contestants should never switch doors.

Joining SG will keep you young forever and get you laid everyday;.....trust me I'm proof.

Drinking tea everyday as well as eating peas everyday cures dyslexia.

Men can secretly communicate with eachother using farts.

Also: Fart jokes are super funny.

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The more AlienSheep threads you bump, the more your peen grows.

If you ever find yourself lost in the woods, remember that moss only grows on the North side of a tree.