Lamest superhero ever

Did that once. it's all gonna come out if I ever run for office.

One time I strapped a book to the roof of my car. I'M RUINED!

(and so was my car. It was a copy of "Unsafe at Any Speed" by Ralph Nader. I suppose that is poetic justice.)

Was it protected from the elements, at least? Not that I'm judging a book by its cover or anything.

PreparationH - Over prepares for everything and expects you to do so as well, thereby making this superhero a huge pain in the ass.

Sigmund Schadenfreude. Shows up, seemingly to save the day, but then just points and laughs at the misfortune of others. And then when people ask him why he didn't help, he says that he only exists in their subconscious mind. If they had really wanted to be saved, he would have saved them.

Also he is a penis.

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^ lol

"Superplastic creep sounds like a dorky unpopular superhero, but actually it is another diffusion-related creep mechanism." From my structural geology text book

"thus almost like superheroes, the mineral aggregates can tolerate incredible levels of strain and continue to endure more punishment without becoming strain hardened."