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Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 10:38 PM


And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.


Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 10:39 PM



The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.


Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 10:40 PM



And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.


Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 10:45 PM



And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.
And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image.
And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.
And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.
And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus.
For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.
And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments.
And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.
And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.
And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,
And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.
And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
[For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.
And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.
And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.
And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.


Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 10:49 PM



and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
nd I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.


Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 10:50 PM



And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.


Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 10:52 PM



And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 28, 2010 10:56 PM

Haven't you ever heard of spoilers?!


Way to ruin the ending, ass. I bet you let out that Dumbledore dies like a day after Harry Potter 6 was released, didn't you?

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 28, 2010 10:57 PM

Double post.





Did your precious book of revelations reveal that was coming?

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

SEP 28, 2010 11:15 PM

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

SEP 28, 2010 11:26 PM

JC will destroy you all that have met you! (You know, except for the cool people.)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

By JC I mean Johnny Cash


phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

SEP 29, 2010 05:38 AM

So, then I seez a big open heaven door. An teh invisible trumpet voice sez "C'mere. I noes whatz comin. Let me show you it." Then, surprize Ghostee-entry! An I seez a dood on a fancy heaven chair
The dood looked liek a shiny orange statchoo. An therr wuz a bootiful rainbow too. All around teh fancy chair wuz lots moar littler fancy chairz wif old doodz on em. Teh doodz has white clothez and shiny crownz all on therr old headz. Then therr wuz skeery lightninz and funderz an therr wuz 7 bukkits. Teh bukkits iz teh 7 kittehs of teh Ceiling Cat. Srsly. Oh, also, therr wuz lotz of glass on teh floor. Therr wuz 4 aminuls wif all eyez everwherr. Therr wuz a lion wif all eyez an a big cow wif all eyez an a dood wif all eyes an a eagul wif all eyez. All them aminuls has 6 wingz an has all eyez everwherr. An all teh time they r sayin "Teh Ceiling Cat is so leet. Srsly." An then, when teh aminuls sez stuff, All teh old doodz fall down an worshipz teh orange statchoo dood. They takez off therr crownz an sez:

"Yr teh leetest, Ceiling Cat,
You can has glory an honor an power,
Cuz you pwn everthing
An you totally made em an stuff.
Srsly."

Cockzombie

Cockzombie

San Diego, CA
July 2006

SEP 29, 2010 05:40 AM

My 'muse or the old testiment' thread was HELLA funnier.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 29, 2010 06:20 AM

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 29, 2010 06:30 AM

Does this have the part where Jesus gets offed?

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

SEP 29, 2010 10:32 AM


And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Aire."



meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 29, 2010 10:35 AM

Loochador said:


And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Aire."





D'oh!

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

SEP 29, 2010 10:41 AM

Loochador said:


And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Aire."





And I did sayeth the the four horseman "Yo home, to Bel Aire"

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

SEP 29, 2010 11:09 AM

And Scotty beamed them to the klingon ship, where there would be no tribble at all!



AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

SEP 29, 2010 12:48 PM

Dryad said:
And Scotty beamed them to the klingon ship, where there would be no tribble at all!



oh noice

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

SEP 29, 2010 12:51 PM

Dryad said:
And Scotty beamed them to the klingon ship, where there would be no tribble at all!





All power to the warp drive!

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

SEP 29, 2010 04:08 PM

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

SEP 29, 2010 08:16 PM

Isn't there a Cliff Notes version? All that crap about angels and pale horses is dullsville, man.

Spiffy

Spiffy

Calgary, AB
March 2007

SEP 29, 2010 08:52 PM

Can we just skip to the Vishnu part?

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

SEP 29, 2010 09:18 PM

Spiffy said:
Can we just skip to the Vishnu part?



I was waiting for the part where Lord Xenu sends all the intergalactic DC-8's to Earth.

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