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beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

SEP 28, 2010 04:44 PM

AKA: What did you fap to as a youngling?

I never had the desire to get magazines, not even when I was young. Before the intranuts and all it's free nudity. And long before I discovered Skinemax, one movie made me masturbate religiously to it... Wild Orchid. I recently watched it after about 8 years and I couldn't help myself but remember the good ol' times.

warpig

warpig

United Kingdom
May 2005

SEP 28, 2010 04:50 PM

My neighbor threw out a bunch of 70's & 80's Playboys when I was about 11. I read them cover to cover, from the Playboy Advisor to the black and white ads and celebrity photos at the end. I knew how to get come stains out of satin sheets before I had either. To this day feathered hair and fulsome bushes bring me back to my childhood.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

SEP 28, 2010 04:57 PM

I found a Penthouse when I was 6. In it was a pictoral of two women, one dressed in male attire. They disrobed, the woman in drag had a strap-on underneath the trousers. It was explicit, but not hardcore. I didn't fap to it at the time, that happened nine years later when I found the same magazine in my Dad's stash. But that pictoral was the gateway, oh yes. I never recovered.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

SEP 28, 2010 05:01 PM

A friends Dads stash, the movies were Fritz the Cat and New Wave Hookers. I think I was 8 or so.

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

SEP 28, 2010 05:02 PM

^^^ Fritz The Cat!!! epic

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

SEP 28, 2010 05:08 PM

RaymondAlginon said:
A friends Dads stash, the movies were Fritz the Cat and New Wave Hookers. I think I was 8 or so.



Hey, New Wave Hookers 2 was my first porn movie!

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

SEP 28, 2010 05:18 PM

Favorite scene was Traci Lords in New Wave Hookers. Sadly its an illegal scene now. frown

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

SEP 28, 2010 05:36 PM

I was 13 when I saw Jayne Mansfield in "Promises!Promises!", dear lord was that a lady.

The other one was, and I think it was either on A&E or one of the art channels that I saw this movie called "Oranges aren't the Only Fruit" on, was about 2 girls discovering their sexuality and attraction to each other, there was a scene when they got naked and had sex, I was 13 also.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

SEP 28, 2010 06:52 PM

Gateway? Shiiiit, i had my dad's playboys, my best friends playboys that his mom bought for him and titties on HBO.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

SEP 28, 2010 06:57 PM

PBS.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 07:32 PM

Finding my stepdad's Playboy stash. I was 12.

Miss July 1996, Angel Boris lovelovelove

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

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She also started my lifelong fascination with redheads.

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

SEP 28, 2010 07:33 PM

velvet_petal said:
PBS.




That Bob Ross was a pervert!

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

SEP 28, 2010 07:35 PM

Cassiel said:
Finding my stepdad's Playboy stash. I was 12.

Miss July 1996, Angel Boris lovelovelove

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

zoom image
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She also started my lifelong fascination with redheads.



Holy shit, my dad had that one too!

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

SEP 28, 2010 07:38 PM

Softcore on Skinemax biggrinbiggrin

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

SEP 28, 2010 07:42 PM

Rory_B_Bellows said:

Cassiel said:
Finding my stepdad's Playboy stash. I was 12.

Miss July 1996, Angel Boris lovelovelove

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

zoom image
zoom image
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She also started my lifelong fascination with redheads.



Holy shit, my dad had that one too!



I bought my own copy several years ago.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 28, 2010 07:52 PM

Cassiel said:
Finding my stepdad's Playboy stash. I was 12.

Miss July 1996, Angel Boris lovelovelove

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

zoom image
zoom image
zoom image

She also started my lifelong fascination with redheads.



I think I might have bought that one when it was new.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

SEP 28, 2010 08:03 PM

I remember a picture of Sophia Loren taking a bubblebath - that one had me going for a good while.

And... those treasured moments I held in my memory when my sister's friends were at our house for sleepovers.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

SEP 28, 2010 08:05 PM

Oh God, this is embarrassing,

Not my gateway to porn, but the first time I felt an um...stirring inspired by something visual was seeing Down and Out in Beverly Hills- Elizabeth Pena boning Richard Dreyfuss cowgirl style. Not a hot scene at all but it was the first time I was aware that you could have sex that way and it made me very curious.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

SEP 28, 2010 08:07 PM

Coyotemike said:

Cassiel said:
Finding my stepdad's Playboy stash. I was 12.

Miss July 1996, Angel Boris lovelovelove

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

zoom image
zoom image
zoom image

She also started my lifelong fascination with redheads.



I think I might have bought that one when it was new.



I know I did.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

SEP 28, 2010 08:28 PM

Evercunt said:
Oh God, this is embarrassing,

Not my gateway to porn, but the first time I felt an um...stirring inspired by something visual was seeing Down and Out in Beverly Hills- Elizabeth Pena boning Richard Dreyfuss cowgirl style. Not a hot scene at all but it was the first time I was aware that you could have sex that way and it made me very curious.



OMG! I totally used to fap to that!!! blush

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

SEP 28, 2010 08:41 PM

Wait, why is this thread in silliness? confused

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

SEP 28, 2010 08:42 PM

Because silliness rocks!

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

SEP 28, 2010 08:53 PM

your mom

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

SEP 28, 2010 08:55 PM

Evercunt said:
Wait, why is this thread in silliness? confused



What he said *points to RaymondAlginon*

And I tend to think that any topic is more fun when you apply the Silliness lens to it.

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

SEP 28, 2010 08:57 PM

Dryad said:
your mom



Really people!!! it took 22 posts!

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