Oh shit! Zombies!

Atleast you people have pillows and kittens, I have some smokes....its not like they are going to die of cancer, hello, there already dead!!! I'm royally screwed!!!!

Zombies burn.

But then you have a Zombie that is on fire, not dead, running around catching other shit on fire....now I've just screwed myself all that much more....Shit!!!

Burning zombies are bad. Unless they are dead-dead.

Yes, no fiery Zombies! I mean if they were your friends leading you down a dark path, then that would be cool. But chasing you around, on fire, burning everything they touch, NOT GOOD!!!!

A rather small LED flashlight (although it's quite bright), and ironically enough, the empty box that my copy of Plants vs. Zombies came in.

A USB keyboard...a flatscreen computer monitor...a barometer...and a "the British are coming" style bell...

I'm screwed.

Too bad I am not in bed...my Glock 19 is on my nightstand.

(I live with only my girlfriend and she doesn't touch my guns...so before anyone says anything...it's safe.)

Damned, all I have are computer discs and printers ink... My plan would be to trhow the ink on the floor and they will slip on it then I can hurl the computer discs at their heads ala "Shaun of the Dead" impaling them in the eye and forehead... too bad you didn;t say to my right cause I have a cool circular saw and a saws-all there.

The vagina light makes it so much more poignant.

All i've got is a mug and a pair of nail scissors. I think i'm pretty much screwed!

Beard trimmer and Nikon DSLR. A little further, two lock blade folding knives.

Purell, anyone?

headboard to my bed, which I can easily break off one of the posts and use that as a blunt weapon.

I actually have a M-7 bayonet, which would still probably suck against some zombies.

My bed. I'm fucked.


Bah-dum-TSHH!!

The most weapon like things i have nearby:

a big brass buddhist sceptre, that i suppose will help all zombies find a favorable rebirth

and a 'chi invigorator' that i use in my yoga and massage practice, so that i can insure that all zombies have a healthy flow of energy.

YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS!!!

YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS!!!