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daylessknight

daylessknight

Stockton, CA
July 2010

SEP 11, 2010 09:23 PM

Atleast you people have pillows and kittens, I have some smokes....its not like they are going to die of cancer, hello, there already dead!!! I'm royally screwed!!!!

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 11, 2010 09:36 PM

daylessknight said:
Atleast you people have pillows and kittens, I have some smokes....its not like they are going to die of cancer, hello, there already dead!!! I'm royally screwed!!!!



Zombies burn.

daylessknight

daylessknight

Stockton, CA
July 2010

SEP 12, 2010 01:52 AM

Coyotemike said:

daylessknight said:
Atleast you people have pillows and kittens, I have some smokes....its not like they are going to die of cancer, hello, there already dead!!! I'm royally screwed!!!!



Zombies burn.



But then you have a Zombie that is on fire, not dead, running around catching other shit on fire....now I've just screwed myself all that much more....Shit!!!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

SEP 12, 2010 06:55 PM

Burning zombies are bad. Unless they are dead-dead.

daylessknight

daylessknight

Stockton, CA
July 2010

SEP 12, 2010 08:16 PM

Yes, no fiery Zombies! I mean if they were your friends leading you down a dark path, then that would be cool. But chasing you around, on fire, burning everything they touch, NOT GOOD!!!!

grayness

grayness

USA
January 2006

SEP 14, 2010 10:52 PM

A rather small LED flashlight (although it's quite bright), and ironically enough, the empty box that my copy of Plants vs. Zombies came in.

HeMightBeGiant

HeMightBeGiant

Torrington, CT
March 2005

SEP 15, 2010 12:24 AM

A USB keyboard...a flatscreen computer monitor...a barometer...and a "the British are coming" style bell...

I'm screwed.

Too bad I am not in bed...my Glock 19 is on my nightstand.

(I live with only my girlfriend and she doesn't touch my guns...so before anyone says anything...it's safe.)

GrumpyGringo

GrumpyGringo

Fort Worth, TX
June 2007

SEP 28, 2010 10:08 AM

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triskadekaphobia

triskadekaphobia

Stephens City, VA
February 2004

SEP 28, 2010 11:06 AM

Damned, all I have are computer discs and printers ink... My plan would be to trhow the ink on the floor and they will slip on it then I can hurl the computer discs at their heads ala "Shaun of the Dead" impaling them in the eye and forehead... too bad you didn;t say to my right cause I have a cool circular saw and a saws-all there.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

SEP 28, 2010 12:37 PM

The vagina light makes it so much more poignant.

Phallen

phallen

United Kingdom
November 2005

SEP 28, 2010 02:05 PM

All i've got is a mug and a pair of nail scissors. I think i'm pretty much screwed!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

SEP 28, 2010 06:07 PM

Beard trimmer and Nikon DSLR. A little further, two lock blade folding knives.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

SEP 28, 2010 06:14 PM

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Purell, anyone?

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

SEP 28, 2010 06:27 PM

headboard to my bed, which I can easily break off one of the posts and use that as a blunt weapon.

semiretiredpunk

semiretiredpunk

USA
March 2007

SEP 29, 2010 01:43 AM

I actually have a M-7 bayonet, which would still probably suck against some zombies.

Looch_The_Great

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV
November 2008

SEP 29, 2010 10:26 AM

My bed. I'm fucked.


Bah-dum-TSHH!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

SEP 29, 2010 04:42 PM

The most weapon like things i have nearby:

a big brass buddhist sceptre, that i suppose will help all zombies find a favorable rebirth

and a 'chi invigorator' that i use in my yoga and massage practice, so that i can insure that all zombies have a healthy flow of energy.

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meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 29, 2010 08:10 PM

sitar said:
The most weapon like things i have nearby:

a big brass buddhist sceptre, that i suppose will help all zombies find a favorable rebirth

and a 'chi invigorator' that i use in my yoga and massage practice, so that i can insure that all zombies have a healthy flow of energy.

zoom image



YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS!!!

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 29, 2010 08:10 PM

sitar said:
The most weapon like things i have nearby:

a big brass buddhist sceptre, that i suppose will help all zombies find a favorable rebirth

and a 'chi invigorator' that i use in my yoga and massage practice, so that i can insure that all zombies have a healthy flow of energy.

zoom image



YOU'RE IN CAHOOTS!!!

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