Oh shit! Zombies!

not the greatest weapon... but not the worst

Several bottles to choose from and a foam finger. Sweet.

Bring it!

An asian cookbook. This...should be an interesting apocalypse.

There's only a window to my left. Do I jump? Do I smash it and risk a bloody hand for a meager glass shard?

There's an open door . . . I don't know what to do with that as a weapon.

Start by closing it.

So there is a Remote, a fan, a swifter in the corner and a few games on the desk...hmmmm.......

Offer the zombies the cigarettes, so the cancer will get them.

Theres a tall standing fan to my left, but i like the finger pointing at Tuffy he can be my weapon of choice!

I fucking win.

Damn it... I have to have another sword stashed here somewhere.


Edit:
Fuck, I actually do!


It's even to my left Love those hidden compartments

Sounds good to me, maybe I could put on an old Zombie movie for them, to show them how slow they are.....

If I could just make it to the next room, we have a big whicker basket filled with all the swords we've used for halloween and my pirate wedding. I could arm us all in seconds. Sadly, the door is to my right, not my left.

Sounds like you need to start facing the other direction.

If we're going rightsies, Jhay makes a pretty good weapon.

Aw, my Tivo remote! It has saved me so many times in the past!

Yeah, I'm pretty screwed

Death by chocolate?

perhaps Zombies are like teeth

kill em' with cancer

Release the rabid hounds!

I'm le fucked... If only they melted with holy water

Wait, has that been tried yet?