You WILL have sex with the person who posts after you but it will be awkward, and you'll both be unfulfilled

Hey, bad sex is better than no sex

does it have to be bad?

no but, according to the title it wont be all that great

Awkward is not a strong enough word

YOU THINK THAT'S AWKWARD, LAST NIGHT WHILE HAVING SEX I CALLED YOU RAYMONDALGINON!

Very, VERY, unfulfilled

Some mistakes (dramatic pause) will be made

I'll just go get dressed in the hallway.

Soooo...same old, then, huh?

I'll ever be able to look at you in the eyes again.

sounds like par for the course to me.

hmmmm

A date 1B? I can make that work.

/sigh

Can we at least fake it?? I mean at least pretend it was good!

BOING!!!

....

Are you done yet? I wanna go to sleep.

meh

We'll just have to make the best of it, I guess.

Ready to have se . . . I'm done.

You're still here?

I saved my virginity for this?

ummm hi... i think i left my stove on, gotta run!

I find it awkward and unfulfilling when you leave the stove on.

um...... what just happend here

DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS.