Corbin Bernsen vs. bruce Boxleitner

Vote now. Results to be tabulated by an independent firm.

Please do not let the little "B" in the title influence your decision.

Please. It's like comparing apples and oranges. Or maybe radishes and horseradish.

True. It is going to be tough. Bernsen is leaning to the left (his right) and Bruce is leaning to the right (his left.)

Also, at what age of our contestants are we voting? Old and young Boxleitner aren't the same. and Bersen started out kind of semi-old, anyway.

I'll tempted to vote Bersen just for his wife.

Amanda Pays.... *sigh*


Not that I don't like Melissa Gilbert, just... Amanda Pays.... *sigh*

Winner to face Sonny Crockett in the 2nd round of the Battle of the Fringe Network Stars. Providing that Johnson can make it past Dean Stockwell.

Better not hate on Melissa. I'll rip your throat out like Swayze in Roadhouse.

Well, she's awesome, too, in a Screen Actor's guild leading kinda way... she's just not... Amanda Pays.... *sigh*

Who's this Amanda cunt? She couldn't carry Melissa's pony tails.

Connie Sellecca vs Mary Hart.

Watch it bud, or you'll be channeling Ghost Swayze, not Roadhouse Swayze.

Too late. I've voted for Corbin Bernsen based solely on the lower case "b" in Bruce Boxleitner's name. Let the responsibility for his crushing defeat forever weigh on your shoulders.

Transmorphers vs Atomic Train.

Well, that does it.

Count me down for bruce!


FORGIVE ME, AMANDA!
*sob*

Connie Sellecca gets my vote.

Mine, too.

Connie Selleca vs mary Hart.

Pays is hotter on the surface, but I've actually kiiled in the name of Melissa.

So far:
bruce -1
Bernsen- 1

Atomic Train was pretty awesome.

So Connie Sellecca beats both Corbin and bruce, and gets the girls and we have a huge Mellissa/Amanda/Connie girlsexpie and there is much rejoicing...?

the end.

I vote Corbin.

I'm voting for the Box', naturally.

Actually, my mistake, he was in Atomic Twister. Also starring Zack from Saved By The Bell.

Atomic Twister? I haven't seen Atomic Twister! I thought I had seen every disaster movie made, and then you tell me about Atomic Twister. I feel so lost.