Useless, but true, information.

I was apparently on the local news the night before last.

Banana slugs are capable of self-fertilization.

When someone says something is their "forte," they are usually pronouncing it wrong. "Fore-tay" forte is from Italian for "loud." In proper English usage, the term should be pronounced "fort," which comes from the French "forte," meaning strength. The English term fort (or stronghold) is derived from the same root.
On the other hand, due to the way languages change by common usage, one could also say "fort" is becoming proper over time.

The thing I just picked out of my nose has more talent the Justin Bieber.