Fashion trends I don't understand

and a little related to the weather since it's 85 and slightly humid so...

why do I see guys riding bikes with wool/knit hats on?

People wearing hoodies just slightly pulled over their heads?

Guys with boxer briefs, (sagging) with another pair of briefs over them (sagging) THEN a pair of pants (sagging) almost to the knees with the legs rolled up?

And I don't care how hipster/gothic you are, a full black outfit or a size too small in womans jeans on a guy can't be comfortable in any way!



I mean back in the day I wore my leather jacket in the summer but for a while I also rode a motorcycle so...

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Or maybe I'm just old and you kids these days

If I were not certain that the inventor of the three piece suit & tie combo is long dead, I'd have them shot.

Sounds familiar.

non-visible nipples

pants

Does showering count as a fashion trend? I don't understand all these people keeping themselves so clean all the time. It's like they're afraid of their bodies own beautiful potential, so they have to regulate it by scrubbing and soaping all the time. In the words of Walt Whitman, pioneer of American poetry, "The scent of these armpits aroma finer than prayer..."

Calico: My mouse hovered twitchingly over the "End Friendship" link as I read the first paragraph...

I sometimes shower twice a day and go swimming, although not at the same time.

Ah yes the search function, even though most of my searches end up with "no results found"

Oh, come on! I even added a Walt Whitman quote!

I love Walt Whitman, but I never invite him round to the jacuzzi.

You don't have a jacuzzi and you know it.

Wearing baseball caps off to the side.

PUNCHLINE ONE: "Excuse me, you accuse me of ruse re: jacuzzi?"

PUNCHLINE TWO: "J'accuzzi!"

PUNCHLINE THREE: I know I don't have a jacuzzi, and you know I don't have a jacuzzi, but three times a say before meals Walt shows up at my stoop dressed only in tattered terry.

"The young men float on their backs, their white bellies bulge to the sun, they do not ask who seizes fast to them,
They do not know who puffs and declines with pendant and bending arch,
They do not think whom they souse with spray."

I'm sorry, I'm new to the thread, and SG, and I'm rudely off topic. I'll play along nice-nice.

The fashion trend I don't understand is: city women wearing thigh-boots in primeval-hot summer. As a vegetarian, I don't understand boots at all, but even if I did...

Showering interrupts the cleansing process of the body's natural oils.

And what's the deal with airline food?

Another fashion trend I don't get is underwear.

This is silliness, everything is off topic.

Sorry, I've got a bit of a cold. I can't smell this thread at all.

Shirts on women.

Agreed, and what's with them wearing those bras all the time?

I don't understand pants with a crotch. I think all pants should be crotchless, or at least buttless.

Fuck that. How about UGGs and shorts? Thigh high boots can be sexy. There is never a good time for UGGs.

True. That ease of access for scratching itches should be built in to clothes.