Hey Cassiel

Would you like some coffee?

*Anticpates*

HEH HOO

And who th'fuck are you?

*Takes a moment to ponder the question. "Who are any of us really?" *

too much tacos

Well then if you're going to be snippy, i'll just pour out this extra cup I have.

no wait, I want it!

unless it was poisoned. Then I don't want it.

as much.

If you're not going to have any...

*pours cup and runs*

To hell with you and your coffee.

define 'us'

Why doesn't anyone ever offer me coffee ?

I'll have an existential crisis with my coffee, please.

You can have mine, I'm sick of it..

Is it an existential crisis au lait? With chickory?

Because that's how I take mine.

I'll have an existential croissant with my coffee, please. Although, those epicurean crullers look pretty good, too.

I'd rather have Kantian beignet.

The Freud baguette was a little to phallic for my liking, but those individual Jung puddings look delicious!

Nothing so fancy sorry.. but it gets the job done. I'm just going to throw it out if you don't want it.. I want to be blonde again.

Breakfast with the Arts, on A&E. Followed by Cold Case and Life in the ER: Grisliest Accident Victims. Enjoy that jellied scone and hard boiled egg.

*head thru the television*

What did the television ever do to you?

What about Repo show, "Hoarders" and the other show where the Scottish lady analyzes people's poop?

*rips cable from walls*