dont think it'll work, but i'll try

hey! whats going on? im bored and wanted to talk with some people. always lookin to find interesting people to strike up conversations with... any takers?

ah you see, the problem was you wanted interesting people. We are all really boring in silliness.

But i commend you on the effort.

I also think that referring to us as "people" can be a stretch.

Bork bork bork

Silliness is a space port.. No telling who what you might meet or run in to. Tread with caution!

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!

Silliness is just kinda silly, bro.

Maybe if you tried CHAT?

Try talking to your cat. If you don't have a cat . . . .


well, then you're just fucked.

"dont think it'll work, but i'll try"

that's what your mom said.

15 hours and no reply to ONE post?!?!? Slacker!

What are you talking about "40 minutes"? Fucker's been up for 15 HOURS!

no. we're all very boring in there as well.....unless you declare topless hour.

What?!?! I said 15 hours!

Fuck that. Dude needs to get his ass back here for some FLAMING!!!

TRANSLATION:

Yo Bitches. I'm horny and looking for a girl to cam with. Always looking for some sweet ass to wack it to. Any takers?

You found this out firsthand?

I thought you said you were going to tell anyone!

Don't you want everyone to know about your sweet ass?

A valiant first effort, but there's supposed to be a spelling error in the thread title. Your unwillingness to use capitalization does not count.

Hey, he deserves credit for leaving an apostrophe out! Cut the man some slack!

But he remembered the other two apostrophes, not to mention the comma. He's a regular English major.

Ya, yur rite! Go bak 2 Ingland u commi!!!

Did we run out of smartass remarks for this guy so quickly that we're already resorting to commenting about the thread title? This from the group that's made this thread one of its most popular.

*fists you*

I dunno if this guy's fist-worthy...

LAY DEEZ

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

English we well speaking here for hit up conversations. Hit up well fast good. Where object speak where want you mice? Very dong big think loud. Think well in talk river then one after being where good. Yes?