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JUL 03, 2010 09:34 PM
Johnny_Incognito said:
Ryven said:
Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.
"Ham's a little salty, dear."
"I asked for no mayo on my ham sandwich, dear." 
JUL 03, 2010 09:56 PM
mildots said:
Johnny_Incognito said:
Ryven said:
Buy a large ham hock. Cut a hole in it lengthwise, smaller than your cock (can be small, the meat stretches). Put it in a plastic bag and microwave to warm. Put the ham hock (still in the plastic bag) between pillows. couch, bed our anything cock level. Find the hole and drill the hell out of it. The fat of the ham hock warms up and gets greasy. Rinse and store in fridge. No ones the wiser. Also, I unwind twine cut in small lengths and tape it all around the hole. Feels like pubes on your cock and balls.
"Ham's a little salty, dear."
"I asked for no mayo on my ham sandwich, dear."
Holy FUCKED HAM Batman!
JUL 04, 2010 12:38 AM
I'll never look at ham the same way again! 
Calico
New Zealand
April 2007
JUN 30, 2010 01:36 AM