Why is no one kissing my ass?

Where's my goddamn cappuccino? If I don't have an apple danish in my hand in the next thirty seconds, HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!

I am sorry sir... Err... I mean ma'am.

I will go get you those right away.

who's with the what now?

Your pants are getting in the way.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR EXCUSES, I ASKED FOR A FUCKING APPLE DANISH!

ummm,

terribly sorry, but they are out of apple, is peach or blueberry ok?

what about cherry, there is one cherry left, If you want it say so because..

damnit nope, sorry the cherry is gone too, someone just grabbed it.

What does an apple danish have to do with your ass, and the kissing thereof?

This is like the worst sex-thread ever.

Shut up! I'm tired. Rub my feet while making white-noise, or sohelpmegod you'll be blacklisted and never work in this town again!!!

wait..

so does that mean you dont want the danish anymore?


Im having a hard time keeping up here....

Get. Out.

I'm an alpha, and as such bring an offering of my own choosing.



Fine French macaroons to appease the lovely lady.

*rubs feet*

Hmmm. You'll go far in this business.

I offer you strawberries and champagne and chocolate!

*rubs your ass*

I accept. Now let's blow this popsicle joint. I am fatigued.

sooo, thats a no on the danishes then?

*fluffs your pillows*

Can I have the danish then?

Those aren't pillows

*with mouth full*

What danish?

Oooops....I....uh

oooohhh...

sorry man, i think you got the one I dropped.

all I have left is a raspberry one and it is all yours.

Score.

*walks in looks around. Turns around and leaves.*