The government knows almost everyone you've slept with.

Think about it.

Fuck.......

And they're like daaaaaaaaamn!

Precisely!

That is why I've switched to having sex with Canadians.

^ Why did I not think of that?

Then the CANADIAN government is paying attention!

Pssh. They're all smoking their decriminalized pot and using their free healthcare.

Free heath care......communists

lazy bastards. Too good to monitor the sex partners of their citizens?
It's not like that many people live there.

. . . and they're disappointed

Those census questions are getting entirely too personal.

I didn't mind the questions, but I wish they had warmed up that ruler

Then they do know about Nikki Haley? Damn, I was hoping for at least the front page.

You have to wait til the actual gubernutorial race for that. The primaries don't count.


Also:
Ew.

I know almost everyone I've slept with, too.

Of course they do. I deduct hookers as a business expense.

damn.... im fucked... literally!

Well, yeah. It isn't that hard. I am pretty sure everyone know who I have slept with.

Blow-up dolls don't have names.

I wonder if they have current phone numbers and addresses? There are a few that could use a revisit.

psh. facebook knows almost everyone i've slept with.

*high five*

*Like*

If this is true then can they fill me in on one who I didn't remember the name of the next day?