Howdy y'all. I'm new!

Not really.

I was just hoping to recapture that Silliness virgin feeling.

I made it through the wilderness.
Somehow I made it through...

Hey there, velvet_petal. C'mon on in and relax a bit.

We have to he re-haze you in

*lifts paddle*

okay.
*Sits down. Pulls up socks.*

Dogpaddles slowly away..

Just so you know, you might get a random response along these lines:

Show tits, or get the fuck out.

I just wanted to give you a heads up.

*runs in with a super soaker full of Tequila!* HOSE 'EM DOWN!!!! *sprays everyone!*

*kicks her tires*

Yeah, she'll do, I guess...

Gee thanks! Everyone seems so friendly. The kind of people who are really interested in me as a person.

To show my appreciation I'm going to send each one of you a friend request along with a personal note to vote on my new set.

I'm just interested in popping your LOLcherry.

*doubletake*

So, you're here for us to take your virginity again?









They grow back?

Where are the SpaghettiOs? I was promised SpaghettiOs.

Shit. We've been had.

Ah, wilderness!

Oh boy! Losing my Silliness is everything I'd hope it would be.

You're right. That hasn't happened!

Time warp.

Snob!

Haven't you ever heard of a born again virgin?

Tequila!