King of the Mountain

This is MY muthafuckin mountain, bitches!

*shove*

*sweeps the leg*

*suplex*

*ferret*

*Stomps up.* Bitch. This mountain BELONGS to me!!!!

*shows boobs*

Mine now, suckas.

*shows moobs*

You were saying?

*flashes junk* s'up!

I wasn't impressed enough to fall off the mountain.

King!

*donkey punch*

*shoots Coyote in the knees.* Fine NOW try standing a top the mountain.

*dodges the bullets*

*stands atop the mountain*

Oh you cheeky bastard!

quick, look at this, a boob cake

*tit fucks the cake!* Still KING!!!

*sneaks up*
*stabs*


Mine.

*deleted comment about licking frosting*



um... anyway. MY MOUNTAIN!

I'll just stay on my mountain, over here.

thank goodness you all cant see mine

I prefer to lurk under bridges, anyhow

I thought I smelled Troll.

Damn right, you Hitler-lovin commie. If you disagree with my snarky insults, it means you punch babies.

Actually, I stomp on babies. It gets you a statue, in some communities

See?