Rory B. Bellows and his random drunken babbling

I don't think he'll do it though. he's too big to drown in the bathtub. But he is reallly really high.

HA!
Excellent!

seriously, my roommate is higher than giraffe pussy right now.

NICE!

this motherfucker is taking a BATH. not a shower, a bath. at 11:45 pm.

Maybe he'll drown. . .

i hope not. I really don't want to see his dong.

*snicker*

I always refer to penises as dongs. or wangs. one of those two.

HE'S OK! MY ROOMMATE EMERGED FROM THE BATHTUB SAFELY!!!

Were there whale jokes?

Possibly. I was too busy watching my fingers fing.

I had to see my roommates dong once because he was in the shower for three hours and I wondered what the fuck was going on.

He fell asleep. True story.

NICE

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DRINK-ING!

Banana bar crawl?

Drinking is good!
Drinking is great!
I surrender my liver
As of this date!

nah all my bitch ass friends bailed on me at the last second. except for bete_noir, but she couldnt make it cus she's sick. so instead im getting drunk in chat.

Did you guys know i have a doctorate?


True story. I have a PHD in theorhetical physics.

Which makes me a doctor of the unknown.

Or a Dr. Unk for short.

well that...is awesome!

Yay!

You gals owe SadieLee a HUGE thank you. I am drunk. If i didn't have her feet on my lap i would be sending out soooooooo many weiner pics out on text messages.

you sir a a breath of fresh air that made me laugh off how miserable my nite was and for that i salute you.

I'm glad to have been of service, sir. And might i add that i appreciate an Old Skool member such as yourself still coming around silliness and not acting like your shit don't stink.

while i didn't have a miserable night or morning at all, i ammmmm preparing for a family easter gathering...so i definitely needed a laugh since drinking isn't going to be considered appropriate at 8.29am. thank you all for the laugh