Rory B. Bellows and his random drunken babbling

So I've had about a half a bottle of scotch tonight and felt like sharing a few little brain worms. Not the parasitic kind I got from when that weird spider/scorpion looking bug bit me when i was a kid. But the randmo ass thoughts that i tink about and have no idea why.

You know what's great? Getting drunk and listening to Soundgarden. Yeah. 4th of July was a horribly underrated song.

I AGREE! on the Soundgarden part.

If you got crazy in your head, the best way to get rid of them to cut them out.

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To any future law enforcement officers, I meant that as a metaphor.

I got hooked on Outshined because it was one of the few good songs on the PC version of Road Rash. They need to make that game for one of the current consoles.

Dude. Max Cavalera is pissed.

holy shit, i just realized that you can flag your own post! Who is that for? Who posts something and goes "Man that was just horrible. I should delete that. No, wait, I'll flag it that way staff knows what a shitbag I am."

Go Drunken Rambling!!!

I flag all my comments because I am an attention whore and want the staff to pay more attention to me.

That's an excellent point. I get staff to pay attention to me by mailing them my toenail clippings.

You know I collect toenail clippings of people. If I gave you my address could you send them to me?

depends on what you're planning on doing with them. you're not going to put them in a soup, are you?

Holy Monkey this thread interesting!!!

daaaamn straight it is

Fuck. I was going to say something else but i got disgtracted by how retarded this show "storm worlds" is. Seriously, do we really need to know what it would be like if it rained methane on earth?

Now. Where are the dancing girls?

Good question. It's a varitable sausage party in this thread.

You have made my night with this comment:

i just almost cried i laughed so hard! LOL literally!

I've been here under another account since 2003 and I've never noticed that until now.

hahahah

i only noticed because i click that by accident sometimes when i am trying to edit a post. and im like " no. fuck. wait, I dont wanna flag myself damn it!"

I usually end up quoting myself by mistake instead of editing. Sometimes i just say "fuck it" and reply to what I said earlier. Essentially talking to myself on the internet. I'm a big lame.

drink more, babble more! i need laughs!

The Learning Channel needs to change it's name to something that more accurately reflects their programming. The only reason they keep the name TLC is because they would catch shit if they changed their name to "FREEEEEEEEEEAAKS!"

You know on second thought, freaks isn't really accurate. everything on there is about being pregnant or problems with being pregnant or people who have a shit load of kids. Their name should be "people who can't stop fucking" or something like that. Give me time. I'll think of something.

Talking to yourself you say. . . On the internet you say. . .

Holy Monkey who does that?

Auto racing is not a sport. A NASCAR pit crew has no business on Sport Science.