Give a backhanded compliment to the person above you

Because you are so interesting looking!

he looks great, like he's lost weight.

Her kind words really make up for her manners.

That mask almost makes him look normal. . .

He smells way less terrible than my septic tank. When it's full

He smells way less terrible than my septic tank. When HE'S full.

I think he'd be popular in Prison.

His appeal to the ladies probably wouldn't diminish much if he was toothless.

what a great sign, I hope you used supper glue to put it on your lips

he's pretty smart... for a soldier

He only looks like he rapes monkeys.

I look smarter then a soldier because I'm a sailor

he's a decent guy... he's only paid for sex a handful of times

edit: that one was to rory

to mark, you're a great guy for serving your country... i know you're only a sailor, but still, that should count for something

As for monkey rapers, why do you have monkey hair all over your mouth?

it's not rape if the monkey is willing

He's Canadian! OH SNAP!!!

Nice hair.

Those platform shoes make him look almost normal height.

Your style is ugly but you wear it well.

That's a great hat. I didn't even know they made them like that anymore.

You've done so well for someone who is differently abled.

You're smart to do your laundry on Saturday night, while everyone else is out.

It's so brave of you to point that out with your SITUATION!

Relax, sweetie -- your sexual performance was perfectly adequate.

If you go to hell at least you will be in good company, like Hitler.