Existing movies that sound like porno movies

Oh god no! Ew.

Clash of the Titans

rough riders
deep inside

Grease
From Paris With Love
Four Rooms
Virgin Territory

and for the S&M fans out there
The Punisher
Captives

Alien Sheep

I'd like to see this movie.. where can I get it?

I thought you wrote it?

That's it's secret name.. shhhh

HAHAHA! oh. shhhhhhhhhhh.

Conan the Barbarian (is the best movie ever)

Krull: The Warrior King

Stripes
McHale's Navy
Down Periscope
Backbeat
The Big Red One

That wasn't a movie you douche! It was a line in a movie.

(please god let me be right)

Let the right one in.

Cocktail
Touching the Void
G.I. Joe the Rise of the Cobra
The Untouchables
Howard's End

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze

Howard the Duck

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Ernest Goes to Jail

Big Momma's House
Aloe in the Dark

Voyeur movies-
The Hills have eyes


Bestiality Movie -

Two Mules For Sister Sarah.

Girl, Interrupted

Tropic thunder

Harry and the Hendersons

although that just sounds like a euphamism for cock and balls