Mutha Fuckin' Treehouses

I never had a treehouse as a kid.
I don't have a treehouse now.

That's screwed up, 'cause I've always wanted a treehouse.

So, I dedicate this thread to muthafuckin' treehouses:
There's the basic concept. Kinda windowless, though. How do you enjoy your tree-filled vista without windows, goddammit?

Much better. Look at that. You can hang out inside and enjoy the ambiance, or hang out on your tree-house-deck 40 feet in the air, where the ambiance is supercharged!

I don't even like heights, and I would sell a vital organ to own this treehouse.

What's better than a little house built in the trees? A little house that levitates in the goddamn trees. That's actually suspended by cables from the surrounding forest.

Man. Nuts to this apartment dwelling. I want a treehouse.

-ReAct
"A treehouse; a free house; a secret you-and-me house."

levitating tree house ftw

DUDE. that 3rd house is sooo badass, i made myself a couple treehouses when i was a kid, nothing like these though

I WANT! NAOW!!!!!

Fuckin' A right treehouses are awesome! And here's the proof:

I want you to seriously try and tell me you wouldn't live in this thing. A SWAT team couldn't tear gas me out of a place that fantastic; I'd just hang out in there smiling and crying.

I mean, I'm planning to go have kids just so I'll have an excuse to build one of these. The day after that child is born, I'd start sawing lumber.

And in my super-rad treehouse, if I had a coffee table or a bookshelf, this book would be on it. Hell, I might just build a duplicate of the treehouse on the cover!

But beware of imitators! This:
...is not a treehouse. It's just some fancy mansion on stilts. If this is what you need to live in, then treehouse life is not for you. Move along.

This calls itself a treehouse: The title of this image? "Definitely Not A Treehouse." Get out of my innocent dreams, damn yuppies!

This is a muthafuckin' treehouse:

-ReAct
"A street house; a neat house; a be-sure-to-wipe your-feet house; is not my kind of house at all; let's go live in a treehouse."

what happens when theres a fire?

I live in a tree house, what with being a forest nymph and whatnot.

this one is real pretty... not exactly all the way in the tree though.


and Shel Silverstein poems are teh best...

A true treehouse would be good for short-term zombie invasions. Especially if it had a rope ladder.

Yee-haw!

Hell yeah! Now we're getting into the Tree House Spirit, Goddammit!

Fire? What do you do when there's a fire in a ground-situated house? Well, you do the same thing in a tree house. The only difference is you do it with a little more Awesome.

Damn right you'd be safe from zombies. When was the last time you saw a zombie climb a tree? I've never once seen it. And the ones that did? The fire would get 'em!

Yee-fuckin'-HAW! I'd recognise a Southern treehouse anywhere! I can practically hear the banjos now, and they're playing a song that goes a little something like this:

-ReAct
"Has a hoedown in his flame-resistant, zombie-fortified treehouse."

lake house on pilings surrounded by trees.

" After I graduate I just want to cut the soles off my shoes , live in a tree and learn to play the flute"(FireSign Theater/ Shoes for industry)

Awesome ! Hoe'd ya like to run into that on a dark night while tripping on acid ? Wucka wucka wucka!

I just did a shoot at this treehouse. It's the Esplanade Treehouse in New Orleans (as if y'all really know what that is). It won't be up for a while so don't bother checking.

What block?

these tree houses are amazing.

1614 Esplanade

You know you need building permits to build treehouses these days, and from some of these pics I understand why





Million dollar tree houses << to prove that is real

But a tree house , should it be subject to permits and codes ? Yes of course, because it's another way to make you pay for something that you want to do.
Lots of places prohibit them completely for code and public safety reasons.
Public saety on your private property designed to protect tresspassers , hmmmm.

Treehouses and nakedness, two of my favorite things together at last!

What if the person who made this treehouse teamed up with the person who made the levitating treehouse? Result: A Floating Invisible Treehouse. I think that's the greatest combination of words possible.

Bring on the treehouses!







A house, hidden high in a tree, looking out on the water. Hopefully it's also on an island and that capitalizes on all possible combinations of Fantastic.

-ReAct
"Urge to Treehouse growing...."

It doesn't technically exist but this may be my favorite treehouse!