You Totally Want My Deck!!

you want my cock.

drew carey is a former Marine. when he got out, he could do 20 dead hang pull ups before dropping off the bar, over 100 crunches in under 2 minutes, and run 3 miles straight in under 18 minutes.

true story.

he was a Corporal.

he said it, not me.

Self entertainment is priceless

its what i do in between masturbating.

I love a man with a big deck.

most girls do.

big decks are awesome, you can do so many things on them

my deck isnt that big. all you can do is sit on it.

Hell I cant even cook out on my deck.

Some guys like to sit on small decks

It's not the size of your deck, but what you do with it.

Great video , Thanks , I got a laugh or six outa it.

Now he can drink a case of beer standing on his head while reciting the Marine Corps field manual in Chinese.

You can't sit on my deck unless you clean your seat

if the seat is dirty, and its on your deck, then what does that say about you?

What it says about me? It says that my deck doesn't have a roof, and you're more than welcome to bring your own seat as long as it's clean

you know what... this just isnt working out. i think its time we started seeing other men's decks.

Fine. I was getting a bit creeped out by you always sitting on my deck uninvited anyway

chicken fried steak deck grilled sausage

My..What a big deck you've got there..

There you go again fucking with my concept of the Marines.