Live Crucifixion - Easter Sunday!!

Where do I get tickets to this?

Who are they crucifying? I don't think Jesus wants to do that again.

It's been ages since I've seen a good crucifixion. I don't know why they've so fallen out of fashion these days.

Agreed, and where the hell are the decapitations?

Not to mention the burnings at the stake. What shall we do in case of an outbreak of witchcraft?

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Go ahead, get yourself crucified, see if i care

I know right..

We used to do it all the time in the 30's.

Yeah, the 0030's

And drawn and quartering! Where'd that go????

That's too good for some people. I'm all about the Brazen Bull.

if i pre-order now for the crucifixion, do i get the traditional viking burial burnings and the witch burnings half off?

also, can i bring my own glove for the decapitations or do they sell them there?

Can I get Crucified there, or are all the sinners already chosen?

Dude, I got so crucified the other night. Totally hammered. I'll never drink like that again.

I wonder if they'll have a Dippin' Dots stand in the concessions area...

Well I'm sure they'll have wine and bread

do we get to take part in the taunting and/or stoning of the one being crucified?

can we get tickets online?

Stoning, yes, but taunting?

That's just uncalled for.

been there done that.

On the bright side the holes are punched. . .

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUN--

Fuck!