Happy Saint Pattys Day You Drunken Silly Fuckers!

Do we have to drink? Can't we just eat corn our beefs and watch Darby O'Gill and the Little People?

Happy Saint Patty's to all of you pub crawlin, green beer drinking, Irish for a day lunatics.

I drank last night.

I ordered my first beer right before it rolled over midnight.

Ray (sham)rocks the party that (sham)rocks your body

I need to take a shower.

I drank all my Guiness last night.. The last one was past midnight though so I'm all good, because I don't think I could drink again today..

I went to the market and looked for Guinness the dirty fuckers ran out so I went with my old stand by, Newcastle and some green dye. I guess I'll make due!

I just put my Corn Beef on the stove and I'm tossing on Boondock Saints. . .

I'm broke as hell, it's a sober St Patty's for me

*glug* *glug*

good times

you never use green dye.... ever
that is just simply not how it goes
dark beer or gtfo

Jhay and I are having a stay at home Irish Dance Party. The people around here already can't drive.. we don't need to add alcohol into the mix.

Killian's? Smithicks? Harp? amongst others

i'm going to be writing a paper instead of using a Saint's holiday to get drunk...

so. yeah.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day...
*insert Debbie Downer music here*

You mean you don't have $4 for a mini shot and a Natural Ice pint?

I am totally missing out on St. Patty's Day because I stayed home from work "sick". At least I have on green pjs.

maybe you'll piss green,
Get well soon before you give us a computer virus.

hmm..i'm not drunk or wearing green.