A mach 1+ attack helicopter with the most advanced weapons system in the air today.

It has been hidden somewhere in the western United States by its test pilot:
Stringfellow Hawke

wha? no takers for Airwolf???

but it had the sweetest theme song of all time...

I was so worn out after A-Team that I couldnt stand to stick around for airwolf... I had to come down with some gilligans island before the dukes of hazard came on.

Where is the movie remake of this one.

cant believe ernest borgnine would deface himself in such a manner.

Instantly one of my new favorite threads.

Phaedrius said:

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i actually dont really know who ernest borgnine is, but i figured i'd sound extra pretentious if i threw his name in there. he does look familiar tho.

Among other things, he was in The Dirty Dozen.

I fucking loved this show so much. I have all 3 seasons on DVD. Hell, I even grew up to join the air force and now I fly in the back of an airplane pretty much doing what Dominic Santini did in Airwolf.

I was watching the previews for A Team and Conan and some other 80s tv show remake and wonder when is it going to be Airwolfs time...WHEN?

Marty = one of the best movies ever.

Story of my life.

Damn, that was good Phaedrius. I believed you.

The man has three first names.

Dominic Santini: [after they've flown Airwolf into the Upper Atmosphere] Now, would mind telling me why the hell we did that?

Stringfellow Hawke: I just wanted to see if it could be done.

Amen, brother! Also, I think it was the only leading role Borgnine ever played. He deserved that Oscar.

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A movie based on a novelty country song? What could possibly go wrong?

Perhaps you should try dating a middle aged, overweight butcher who lives with his mother.

Ernest Borgnine was in an episode of the Simpsons (as himself) but the internet can't read my mind so I can't find a clip.

Its my ringtone as of a few days ago......

The sound effects in this game hate my ears.

I remember. Homer stole Borgnine's pocket knife, leaving him defenseless against a bear. Good times.

Hey, we're gonna be married in only 24 years... unless you want to move up the date a little, like tomorrow?

But that doesn't give me enough time to plan the bachelor party! A cake big enough to hold a stripper is going to take forever to bake. And I still haven't figured out how to make the stripper survive the process.