Silliness needs a three wolf moon shirt.

Because they're awesome, and will help Silliness pick up women.

The three wolf moon shirt has the power to make you President of the United States of Motherfuckin' America!

Chuck Norris derives his ass kicking abilities from the power of his three wolf moon shirt,

You too could be dictator for life with a three wolf moon shirt!

Somebody should start a "does the person above you have a three wolf moon shirt" thread.

If the person above you gets all the ladies and drives a Trans Am, chances are they do.

Mine only has one wolf. And no moon.

when you read wolf, you really thought of this movie first?

This is the way to harness the power of the three wolf moon shirt.

Sometimes people use the power of the three wolf moon shirt for evil.

I think you mean...

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Does this shirt feature glow in the dark capabilities?

*Bows down.*

^^^

my 3 clits approve

Glow in the dark? This shirt will frighten the dark away! It does the same for light. It's basically a comfy, 100% cotton, machine washable dimmer switch.

I should find this mental image more disturbing than I do

I bet they're mooning a wolf. It's about time wolves got a taste of their own medicine.