elwood asks you stupid questions

Think you're pretty smart, don't you?

No.

Do you know anyone smart? I have some tax questions.

Red Fox said, "Pay the Mothers".

Are you familiar with Bill Hicks' bit on Red Fox's IRS problems?

No.

where's my question? /fail

why did youmake a new one?

Hey I had this idea!
Go you!

Stupid questions are a lot easier to handle than dumb mistakes, so go on ahead and ask.
(actual advise from a machine shop forman I once worked with.)

Go ahead and ask me a stupid question. Not only will my answer be stupid, but it will probably be a lie.

Yeah?

None of that. I'll ask the questions here...

Please follow the thread in question.

And, again, I ask the questions here.

Are there still hippie Ishayan monks in the hills outside of Asheville?

Was he prone to dumb mistakes?

Would an elephant eat dog chow?

He hired me didn't he ?

apparently you don't

lol where is the highlander?

Oh really?

(And, speaking of which, how did the intentional illiteracy of the internet come into being? By which I mean the proliferation of semi-phonetic abbreviations, such as ORLY.)

Oh that was me. Sry.

Again, since it's up on the page where no one will ever go back to read it, and because I am actually quite curious:

What about sticking it to interstellar Ovis aries?