Coffee House: Silliness has a hang out.

I approve of this thread. Coffee houses are my favourite hang outs.

Several. I lay on one between internet porn searches.

Yes.

is this gonna turn into one of those hippie hangouts wholounge around and attempt to write screenplays, like Starbucks?

So take a shower.

Can I order one of her, to go?

That is between you and her.

Don't order a Frappaccino, or this will happen to you:

don't order a large or they'll coldly correct you and say "You mean venti"

Our coffee house is more easy going than that. And I like Frappaccinos.

So is anybody going to read some of their poetry??

*sips expresso, adjusts wraparound shades*

*gets out the giant gong*

Ready!

I'll be in the corner, back to the wall. Surfing the net for porn on the free wifi. Drinking a Sprite. No caffeine this late.

Not in a coffee house, they won't.

"Harriett.
Sweet Harriett.
Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis..."

Do not Fuck with wrap around shades, not mine anyway!

I'm done with coffee for today, in a few short hours we'll be sipping champagne.
Tomorrow, I'll need lots of coffee.

I'm totally at the coffee house right now. Herbal tea, son. Herbal tea.

Its almost 10pm. Time flies when you have no responsibilities.

maybe in your neck of the woods. here we'll politely ask, since we know you mean something smaller, since "large" in every other coffee shop around is insultingly small.