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ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:14 PM

You know how many people are buried here?

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:14 PM

Thank you for your time.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:16 PM

People are just dying to get in here.

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

FEB 15, 2010 06:18 PM

Have they been boxed in?

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:19 PM

Why are graveyards so noisy?

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because of all the coffin!

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

FEB 15, 2010 06:21 PM

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

FEB 15, 2010 06:23 PM

Who did the mortician invite to his party?

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Anyone he could dig up.


ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:24 PM

One skeleton says to another

-man, I gotta go to the hospital.
-why?
-to have my ghoul stones removed.

KyoTe

KyoTe

I'm lost
March 2008

FEB 15, 2010 06:25 PM

...inappropriate boner.

Oh wait what?

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:26 PM

Sign on the Funeral Parlor door: "We'll be the last to let you down."

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:26 PM

This thread should be deep-sixed.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

FEB 15, 2010 06:33 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
This thread should be deep-sixed.


Taken off of laugh support and shuffled off the mortal coil.

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

FEB 15, 2010 06:35 PM

zoom image

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:44 PM

velvet_petal said:

ckdexterhaven said:
This thread should be deep-sixed.


Taken off of laugh support and shuffled off the mortal coil.


This sort of humor only works with bedpan delivery. You've got to have surgical focus.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

FEB 15, 2010 06:46 PM

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 15, 2010 06:49 PM

What happens when an elephant has too many beers?

It gets trunk.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

FEB 15, 2010 06:54 PM

How did the skunk die?

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It fell in the river and stank to the bottom.


Skoosh

Skoosh

HOPEFUL

New Orleans, LA

FEB 15, 2010 06:57 PM

Paddy was rather sad after viewing the body of a dead atheist.

"There he was. All dressed up and no place to go."

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

FEB 15, 2010 07:00 PM

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

KyoTe

KyoTe

I'm lost
March 2008

FEB 15, 2010 07:03 PM

Why did the farmer win a Nobel Prize?

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He was out standing in his field.


phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

FEB 15, 2010 07:10 PM

The doctor calls Paddy with the test results and says: "I've got good news and bad news."
"What's the good news?"
"You've got 24 hours to live."
"Then what could possibly be the bad news?"
"I was supposed to call you yesterday."

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 17, 2010 12:15 AM

This thread is driving me stark graving mad.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

FEB 17, 2010 12:17 AM

Why did the hearse break down?

It blew a casket.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

FEB 17, 2010 02:40 AM

So, any necrophiliacs in the audience tonight?

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

FEB 17, 2010 07:44 PM

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