should i go out tonight?

there's only so much beer drinking, pool playing, and flirting with skanks i can do before it starts to get old.

but staying in just sounds boring.

wtf.

You should play virtual pool.

should i also drink non alcoholic beer and proceed to masturbate?

heh.

never, ever drink non-alchoholic beer

There's always reading. A few thousand years of human literature and history does have a few points of interest.

why read when you can watch?

That's why Playboy made a tv channel.

You can try what my evening consists of... eating, looking at boobs, taking pictures of boobs, and watching countless hours of television.

Doesn't sound that boring, does it?

why not stay in and listen to Mozart's 'Magic Flute"?

Bars tend to get crowded on Saturday nights...

Might I suggest a little fruit carving to pass the time?

Maybe you could show me how that is done...

Fruit carving, that is creative, good one.

I am wrestling with the same question right now....mmm.

My suggestion. Start small then work your way up to the big stuff.

Go out, young man! Drink that beer, play that pool and flirt with those skanks.

Guess he listened.

As long as you don't get within the minimum safe distance, that can have its good points, as well.

If he did, then I say good for him.

Can't wait to hear about how skanky the skanks were and how good/bad the pool was.

i wtf owned at pool.

the beers were cold.

the skanks were skanky.

good times. but i have to find some new hang outs.

Don't know about the rest, but neither of those sound boring in the least bit, especially the latter.

I've done nothing all day, and will continue to do so till morning. Now that's boring.

I believe you've just won this thread. Congrats!