Best part of waking up

is Scott Bakula in your bed. In a totally non-gay way. Or not. Whatever.

It doesn't count as gay if it's Bakula.

After waking up next to Scott Bakula, it no longer burns when I pee!

Thanks, Scott Bakula!

decaff ? That's not coffee !

I can't quit you, Scott. Bakula.

Instead of a cup of joe, it's a cup of Scott.

Folger's Decaff = ghey.

I like my Scott Bakula with chickory.

It's like a placebo, except you know it's a placebo, so... it isn't like a placebo.

SORTA LIKE SCOTT BAKULA!

Except you know it's not Scott Bakula, so... it's not Scott Bakula.

I just like saying "Bakula."

Did you say, Blackula?

Bakula shit in my Cheerios. Again.

he rubbed my taint like a damn genie lamp. i cant forgive him.

WHOA

A day without Scott Bakula is like a day without a poop. Sure, it won't kill you, but something just ain't quite right.

ZIGGY!!!

Scottus Bakulitis