My pants are kinda quiet tonight.

Yup . . . nothing going on in my pants.

SURPRISE PANTS PARTY

There's a lot of room in here.

mine too.

What she said ^

ditto^

Jesus, I can't seem to get mine to shut up. What's the secret guys?!

Ballgag.

Well there's nothing going on IN my pants, but while my pants were on the floor some pretty awesome stuff went down.

My pants only speak when spoken to.

I've got them trained.

Stop trying to look into my pants, there's nothing there to see.

You guys wear pants?

they havent evolved yet into a pants-less society such as yours

And they call themselves "free" people?

who calls us that?

IM not free.......but im quite cheap

as in "freedom" ... hmm?.. ringin any bells?

my pants are far from quiet, they're always calling me names like "fat-ankled bitch" and "slutbag"

I think I'm in an abusive pants relationship

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY PANTS ARE WAY TOO LOUD! THEY ARE NEON PINK WITH ORANGE POLKA DOTS!

the polyesters are the worst. fucking douchebags.

WHAT?! DUDE SAGS? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?

All this time and not one fart joke?

Have we all gotten too old?

/fartjoke

It would be alot more quiet in mine if I hadn't had the chili last night!

^^^^^ There you go.

This might be my favourite post in this thread so far.